i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
“I didn’t have any eggs, so I replaced them with a banana-chia-flaxseed pulse. It turned out terrible; this recipe is terrible.”
“I don’t have any of these ingredients at home. Could you rewrite this based on the food I do have in my house? I’m not going to tell you what food I have. You have to guess.”
“I don’t eat white flour, so I tried making it with raw almonds that I’d activated by chewing them with my mouth open to receive direct sunlight, and it turned out terrible. This recipe is terrible.”
“Could you please give the metric weight measurements, and sometime in the next twenty minutes; I’m making this for a dinner party and my guests are already here.”
scienceandbotany said: seeing as maureen is able to phase between the desert world and night vale, and carlos is now in a place easy to locate, maureen is gonna bring his ass home uwu
that would be badass.
Maureen finally gets fed up with Cecil’s shit and drags him back home by herself, kicking and screaming
Maureen carrying carlos bridal style while he makes confused science noises
i was listening to “the phone call” and i remembered that there was a point in time where carlos had no idea how much cecil swooned about him on a public radio station
I have just ordered a pair of drop crotch pants from Etsy. A worthwhile investment? Only time shall tell.
A Giant Thank You to Caffeine Sensitivity
I should be sleeping so I can work tonight, but because I consumed three tiny pieces of chocolate four hours ago I’m wired in ways that would make my former EMT student self incredibly jealous.
"We can still do things together, even in absence."
testing out new brushes (◡‿◡✿)
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
yall just really bad at bras imo
Every time I put on a bra backwards I end up breaking an underwire trying to turn it around. I go it blind behind my back. Watching you guys do that put the bra on backwards crap is like witchcraft to me.
Nobody missed ya.
That immediate regret that happens when you unstring your doll, though…
I need you to picture this like I just did. This is one of the people responsible for bringing you delightfully spooky podcast content twice a month.
Did someone ask for 3/4 views of Carlos?
Well, too bad!
Bonus: The Phone Call (aka, why you need references. I didn’t realize I had no idea how to draw a hand holding a smart phone until I tried to sketch it and came up blank, haha!)